eminem - elevator
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
that if i went gold, i'd go right through the roof
he said what if i went platinum, i'd just laugh at him
that's not happening, that i can't fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
you slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me,
rappers try to play me, they use hailie as a ukulele
woopsa a f-cking daisy
that's an honour who even she knows dada's f-cking crazy
fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking ap
maybe it's because i never had a mother raise me
f-ck around and throw a baby at another baby
you may think it's cause of the way that i was brought up
but it's all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters
every line i ever said has got me in a corner
you might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does
you wouldn't listen man, i tried to warn ya when you started
now your brains all horny cause of all the sh-t you thought of
chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
i never thought it'd come to this, i outta just be honest but
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
that if i went gold, i'd go right through the roof
he said what if i went platinum, i'd just laugh at him
that's not happening, that i can't fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
sorry lance, mr. lambert and aiken ain't gonna make it
they get so mad, when i call them both fake it's
all these fucking voices in my head i can't take it
someone shut that f-cking baby up,'for i shake it
you're standing adjacent to jason's last slut, they're facing
together makes 'em, a f-cking bad combination
i lashed at the doctor in my last operation
shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
homie, i'm the shizer, pass doctor dre some
i can't leave the game, i just can't walk away son
no not-a now, not a chance, not today son
i can't believe i leave for one brief second
you p-ssy queef all over the rap game, naked
and use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it
i just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof
that if i went gold, i'd go right through the roof
he said what if i went platinum, i'd just laugh at him
that's not happening, that i can't fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i'm living in a house with a f-cking elevator
elevator in my house, i'll smell ya later
i blew the fuck up, a |